Peter Pan...

He's a dreamer and even though a bit immature there's more to him than what's on the surface. More than anything I think he's afraid of rejection, even more so than growing up. He's got that spark and that mischievous grin!

Love these by the way!

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!

Hehe, it hasta be Gaston for me! I just love the sheer douchebagery of him

I am deformed....and I am ugly! I'll stay in here.....!!!!! Know the song?

I vote Kocoum. He was awesome. And he was the victim of a bad story pattern that we unfortunately see in a lot of movies : Girl is pretty, and cool and special. She wants to find love. She has love, but the guy isn't special enough (even if he is the greatest guy ever). But ohhhh another guy arrives. And he's beautiful, charming, funny, gentle, strong, a real Gary Stu . And he is special too :3. But Oh no, this is too complicated, now the girl has two men, and she can't choose. If she did, she would hurt somebody's feeling. oh I know, we're gonna kill one on the guys. Problem solved.
What the hell Disney? I want a happy ending, for everyone! Kocoum and Nakoma were meant to be together, what kind of jerk decided it couldn't happen? What, only the heroes deserve to be happy,and fuck the sidekicks? The hell?!?
And from what I observed when I went to see the "300" movie, most women seems to prefer guys like Kocoum anyway ^^