30 deviants said Become a Power Ranger. Then they'll just feel stupid. I mean, c'mon, you're a fucking Power ranger.
19 deviants said Photoshop their face onto every piece of furry porn you can find.
18 deviants said For some reason I've never been mangled emotionally by somebody I was once interested in. MAKE YOUR OWN APPLAUSE YOU LIAR.
10 deviants said Send them a douche a day in the mail to remind them what you think of them.
9 deviants said Enroll at Hogwarts, convince the sorting hat you belong in Slytherin, obtain evil tendencies, meet Voldemort = AVADA KADABRA.
8 deviants said Stab their new love interest in the face with a sudeo-sharp fork, then yell, "YOU'RE DATING SOME IDIOT WITH A FORK IN THEIR HEAD LOL."
8 deviants said Whisper lies into the ears of angst, bloodthirsty unicorns.
6 deviants said Rent/Steal a large blimp, then proceed to hover over their humble abode and violently toss your own feces down at them.
3 deviants said Cover said ex derp in honey and/or deer poop, raid a circus, tame the bears yourself, then sick them on him/her.
3 deviants said Rob a bank, then commission their favorite band to sing a song you wrote for them. RADIO HIT!